Financial Fire Department: FAQ

Q: Are you actually firefighters?

A: We're more like... financial firefighters. We put out the fires of debt, the flames of inflation, and the sparks of financial insecurity.

Q: Can you help me with my taxes?

A: Ha! Our accountants are trained to put out the fires of audit and tax evasion, but we can't actually touch your actual taxes. That's like, you know, a thing with the IRS and all...

Q: Can I trade in my old toaster for a new one? A: Oh, you want to trade in your old toaster for a new one? That's like, you know, arson. But, like, seriously, we can probably help you find a good deal on a new toaster. Just don't burn down the old one, okay?

Q: Can I join the Financial Fire Department?

A: Oh boy, do we take applications. Just don't expect any actual firefighting gear. We're all about the spreadsheets, baby! Apply now