Financial Freedom: The Uncontested Reality

It's a disease, really. A plague upon the land of productivity and thriftiness. People are just too darn comfortable, you see. They've forgotten what it means to struggle.

That's why we've created the Financial Freedom Index, a comprehensive guide to the symptoms:

• Suddenly finding joy in paying off debt
• Spontaneously breaking out in tears when faced with a 10% sales tax increase
• Experiencing an unrelenting sense of dread when confronted with the idea of budgeting
• Requiring constant reassurance that one's savings rate will never, ever, ever dip below 30%

Symptoms >< Symptom

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Treatment

Or, you know, just ask your doctor for an MRI. They'll be able to see right through to the core of your financial soul.