Step 1: Stop buying artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted everything. It's just not worth it, man.
Step 2: Get a job at a vape shop, where the pay is decent and the free samples are endless.
Step 3: Invest in a timeshare in a tiny, overpriced cabin in the middle of nowhere. It's like a real estate hedge fund for hipsters!
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Step 4: Start a side hustle, like selling vintage macrame plant holders to unsuspecting tourists.