Step 2: Vape Shop Etiquette

Chapter 2 of "Financial Independence from Your Parents"

Welcome to the Vape Shop Etiquette chapter, where you learn to navigate the treacherous waters of nicotine-fueled social interactions.

As a vape shop patron, you're expected to:

• Know the difference between a pod and a cartridge. If you can't tell, don't even think about asking.
• Respect the vape shop hierarchy. Know that the guy who works here for 4 hours a week still thinks he's the owner.
• Use a vape shop's loyalty program to your advantage, but only if you've actually been there for more than 3 visits.
• Never touch the 'banned flavors' shelf. That's like touching a sacred relic.
• Learn to make small talk with fellow vapers about the weather, but don't overstay your welcome. You're not that interesting.

For more advanced vape shop etiquette, visit /subpages/vape-shop-etiquette-advanced

Or, for a more existential look at the vape shop experience, visit /subpages/vape-shop-the-meaning-of-life