Step 2: Get a Job at a Vape Shop

You've made the wise decision to break free from your parent's shackles. Now, it's time to get a job at a vape shop. The irony? Your parents will probably still be paying off your vape debt for years to come.

What to Say When You Apply:

Don't say: "I'm only applying for the free snacks."

Do say: "I'm a highly skilled e-liquid taster, I've spent years perfecting my craft by sampling all the flavors at home."

Next Step: Get a Girlfriend Whose Parents are Bankers

Or, you know, just sell some stuff on the side