Now that you've got your art, it's time to sell it on the black market. But don't just sell to anyone - sell to the right people. You want someone who will appreciate your unique style and not ask for a refund.
Start by creating a few fake identities and personas. You know, for "artistic research." This will help you blend in with the shady characters in the art underworld.
Next, create a few "exclusively" one-of-a-kind pieces that will make people question their own sanity for paying top dollar. Think "performance art" meets "tax writeoff."
And remember, if someone tries to negotiate the price, just give them a knowing look and walk away. They should be intimidated by your avant-garde aesthetic.
But don't get too cocky - there are those who will try to steal your work. Protect yourself with a few choice words and a well-placed "artistic integrity" statement.
It's time to join the ranks of the art world's elite - the ones who sell their art on the black market and live in obscurity, sipping margaritas by the river.