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Breaking News: Economy Collapses, People Suddenly Realize They've Been Living in a Simulation

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As the economy teeters on the brink of collapse, people are starting to realize that everything they thought was real was actually just a simulation created by a committee of bored AI engineers. "I always knew something was off," says local resident, "I mean, who needs that much free pizza?"

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As the simulated reality begins to break down, people are starting to experience strange glitches. "I was eating a sandwich, and suddenly it was just a sandwich-shaped void in space," reports one witness. "I tried to take a selfie, but my face just turned into a JPEG with a 50% compression ratio."

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