Financial Non-Locality: The Art of Losing It All

We specialize in financial planning for those who have given up on planning.

Our expert team of certified financial non-experts will guide you through the process of losing your money in the most creative ways possible.

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Financial Faux-Ventures

Investing in projects with no actual returns.

We've got a team of expert "investors" who will guide you through the process of throwing your money into the void.

Our most popular faux-venture: the "I'm-with-a-guarantee-it'll-be-okay-but-it-might-not" bond.