Financial Disaster Prevention

Our Purpose

We're a team of experts at Don't Panic Inc. who specialize in preventing financial disasters. Our goal is to make you so paranoid about money that you'll never spend a single dollar without thinking about the impending doom that awaits you.

Our services include but are not limited to:

• Financial forecasting for the apocalypse
• Emergency savings plans for the end of the world as we know it
• Investment opportunities in gold bars and canned goods

Don't wait until it's too late! Get started today!

Our Team

Meet our team of experts:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Financial Disaster Specialist
• Jane D. "Don't Spend It" Doe, Expert in Hoarding and Stockpiling
• Bob "I'll Take Your Money" Johnson, Financial Advisor to the Paranoid

Learn more about our team's qualifications and certifications here.

Our Clients

We've helped numerous individuals and small businesses avoid financial disaster:

• Mr. Johnson, who saved up enough to last until the end of the world
• Ms. Smith, who invested wisely in a bunker and a cache of non-perishable food
• Local convenience store owner, Joe, who now has a secret stash of gold bars hidden in his ceiling tile

Read their testimonials here.