Methods
At MAD CAPPER, we employ the following methods:
- The Ancient Art of Eye-Balling Numbers
- Divination by Coffee Cup
- Unreliable Oracle
And for our more advanced clients:
- The MAD CAPPER Algorithm: a complex series of coin flips and gut feelings
- The MAD CAPPER Matrix: a table of randomly generated numbers and confusing acronyms
Click here to learn more about the Ancient Art of Eye-Balling Numbers.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to learn more about Divination by Coffee Cup.