Statistical Anarchy: The Only Financial Planning Method That Matters

Methodologies

At Statistical Anarchy, we believe that traditional financial planning methods are for suckers. That's why we're here to offer you a refreshing alternative: throwing caution to the wind and making it up as we go.

Our methods are based on the principles of chaos theory, probability, and a pinch of madness. We're not just talking about the usual suspects: 50/30/20, budgeting, and saving for retirement. No, no, no. We're talking about:

Method 1: The Random Number Generator

Why bother with boring old math when you can just roll a dice and see what the universe has in store for you?

Learn more about the Random Number Generator

Method 2: The Mad Capper

Because who needs a budget when you have a good sense of desperation?

Learn more about the Mad Capper

Method 3: The Spontaneous Spender

Life is short; why save for tomorrow when you can live for today?

Learn more about the Spontaneous Spender

And that's not all! We also have:

Other methods:

Disclaimer: We're not actually financial advisors. Don't do this. Or do this. Or don't do this. We don't really know what we're talking about.