You know what they say: "You can't have your cake and eat it." Well, actually, you can. But, let's be real, you'll probably end up eating it and then complaining about how expensive it was.

That's right, inflation: the ultimate party animal. It's always showing up uninvited, crashing the economy, and making everyone feel like they got stuck with the bill.

But, let's get real, folks. Inflation is more than just a party crasher. It's a fashion statement. Think about it: a black tie. It's not just a piece of clothing, it's a sign of sophistication, of style, of 'I'm a high roller, but I'm not really sure why I'm wearing this'.

"As the price of everything goes up, so do the expectations of my social media followers. I mean, I used to be able to get away with just a selfie and a #blessed hashtag, but now I need a private island and a personal butler just to get 500 likes."