Inflation is like a bad boyfriend. He's always making promises, always looking good, but ultimately, he's draining your wallet.
Or, you know, like a good boyfriend, but with more money.
But seriously, inflation is a silent killer. It's like a slow-acting poison that makes everything more expensive, but you don't notice until it's too late.
So, how do you protect yourself from inflation? Well, you could try to be like me and just make a lot of money, but let's be real, that's not going to happen.