Investing as a Contact Sport: Step 3 - Tumbling and Bumbling

By this point, you've already learned how to pick your sparring partners and dodge their portfolios. Now it's time to get into the real action: Tumbling and Bumbling.

Tumbling and Bumbling: The Art of Falling Over Your Own Feet

It's a delicate dance, really. One wrong move, and you're on the mat, out of commission, and eating ramen noodles for a month. But with practice, you can master the art of tumbling and bumbling your way to financial freedom! Or at least, financial stability. Maybe.

Key Takeaways:

• Keep your hands up, but not too high, you don't want to get hit in the kisser.
• Dodge left, then right, then left again, it's a classic.
• Don't get too cocky, or you'll end up with a face full of your own sweat.

Step 4: The Ultimate Fighting Chamber