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Step Four: Throwing Money at It Harder

Because who needs a solid plan when you can just throw cash at a problem? Step Five: Tossing it in the air and hoping for the best

Warning: This step is not actually recommended. Don't do it.

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Throwing money at a problem is a time-tested, scientifically-proven approach to financial planning. Ask your local economist for an opinion.

A Case Study:

Meet Dave, a hapless investor who threw money at his 401(k) and is now rich. Sort of.

Don't be like Dave.

Or do be like Dave. We won't judge you.

Step Six: Buying stuff

Because that's what it's really all about.

Step Seven: Having a tan

You know, for health reasons.

Disclaimer: None of this is good advice. Do not invest in anything based on the content of this website.

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