Investment Strategies for the Clueless: Step One - Getting Started

Welcome, Clueless Investor! Congratulations on taking the first step into the wild world of investing!

Go to Step 2: Understanding Financial Literacy Go to Step 3: Cryptocurrency is Not Just for Bitcoin Go to Step 4: The Importance of Emotional Asset Allocation

Step one is all about getting started, and that's exactly what we're going to do. Don't worry, we won't make you do any math or anything complicated. Just follow our simple, yet hilariously ineffective, step-by-step guide.