Throwing Money at the Wall: A Proven Investment Strategy

Because who needs financial sense when you can just throw cash at a wall and see what sticks?

Warning: This strategy has a 99% chance of losing all your money, but 1% chance of getting rich. The odds are in your favor, right?

Here's how it works:

• Find a wall.
• Throw a bunch of cash at it.
• Wait for the wall to magically turn into a money tree.
• Repeat steps 1-3 until you are bankrupt or the wall is covered in cash.

Side effects may include:

• Financial ruin
• Regret
• Unstable relationships

But hey, at least you'll have a really nice wall.

For advanced techniques, click here.

What to do when the wall turns out to be a leaky faucet.