Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of savings expertise: the art of buying nothing. It's not as exciting as it sounds, but trust us, it's a skill.
Here's the basic principle: when faced with a purchase, just don't.
- Do not buy anything.
- Walk away from the cash register.
- Stare intensely at the ground.
Benefits of Buying Nothing:
- Less clutter in your home.
- No more clutter in your mind.
- More free time to contemplate your life choices.
But wait, there's more! By not buying nothing, you're also avoiding:
- Debt.
- Regret.
- Those pesky sales tax bills in the mail.
Advanced Buying Nothing Techniques:
For the truly dedicated practitioner, we recommend:
- Buying nothing in bulk.
- Investing in nothing.
- Creating a nothing-themed art installation in your living room.