Debt is like the in-laws. It's always showing up uninvited and making a mess. But, unlike the in-laws, you can actually get rid of it with a little planning and some basic math.
Here's the deal: you don't want to be like the guy in the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street." That guy's got more credit cards than a pack of wolves at a credit card convention.
Step Four: Invest in Your Future - Because your future is like a timeshare in the Grand Canyon: it's expensive and full of surprises, but you can still make the most of it.
But for now, let's focus on not being broke. Zero Debt Day is a real thing, folks.
So, here's the plan: make a budget, cut up your credit cards, and never, ever look back at your bank statement with a sense of dread.
It's time to get ruthless. Cut up those credit cards like they're the ties that bind you to your aunt's house in the middle of nowhere.
Credit Card Ceremony - a ritual of destruction, where you take those pesky credit cards and cut them into tiny little pieces, like the fragments of a shattered dream.