Step 3: Reading Books - A Guide for the Masses

Now that you've mastered the art of staring blankly at a wall, it's time to move on to the next step: reading books. But not just any books, mind you. We're talking about the really, really long ones. The kind that'll make you wonder how you ever survived without a Kindle.

Step 4: Buying the Books (Because Amazon Prime Won't Pay for Itself)

1. ประกReading in a Circle: Because Who Needs Personal Space, Anyway?
2. Step 5: Tips for Not Actually Reading the Book (But Still Pretending to Do So)