Financial Planning - The Art of Not Losing All Your Money

Step 1: Pretend You Have Money

Start by imagining you have an endless supply of cash. It's easier to make financial decisions when you're feeling rich, trust us.

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Step 2: Create a Budget That Actually Works

Now that you've conjured up a fantasy world of wealth, it's time to get real. Create a budget that accounts for all your expenses, debts, and questionable life choices.

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Step 3: Invest Wisely (or Not at All)

Now you're ready to put your imaginary wealth into action. Or, you know, just put it into a mattress. We won't judge.

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