Financial Security: A Myth, A Lie, A Fading Memory

Because you know that's all you have left.

Read the fine print, if you can afford it.

We're watching your every move.

A message from your friendly neighbourhood bank manager:

Dear customer,

We see you're living on ramen noodles and day-old pizza. You're doing it all wrong.

Sincerely, your financial overlords.

Maybe, just maybe, we can help you make sense of it all.

Or not.