Financial Terms for Enemies

Enemy-specific definitions for those you love to hate

Enemy-Adjacent Tax (EAT): A tax levied on the financial transactions of your sworn enemies, used to fund the construction of a moat around their neighborhood, filled with spikes and laser beams.

Enemy-Industrial Complex (EIC): A euphemism for the network of underground bunkers and secret laboratories built to plot against you.

Enemy-Sourced Inflation (ESI): A type of economic downturn caused by your enemies hoarding all the good jobs, causing an oversupply of useless, low-paying positions.

Enemy-Managed Account (EMA): A type of investment account where your enemies secretly siphon off all your assets, leaving you with nothing but a pile of IOUs to your arch-nemesis.

Want to see more enemy financial terms? Enemy Derivatives might be just what the doctor ordered.

Or perhaps you'd rather see Enemy Portfolio Management for more ways to sabotage your enemies' financial stability?