Financial Audit Season Has Arrived

By order of the Auditor General, all citizens are required to submit their financial records for scrutiny.

Submission Guidelines:

• Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
• Attach a copy of your tax return, preferably with all receipts and invoices stapled.
• Do not forget to include a signed affidavit stating you are not hiding any assets.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines of up to 1000% of your total income.
• Imprisonment in a maximum-security facility with a strict regimen of budgeting exercises.