Bling Bling Budgeting: Get Started

Step 1: Gather Your Cash

First, you'll need to gather all your bling-bling from various sources. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Uncles and Aunts who still live in your basement
• Grandma's old 401k
• The couch cushions where your ex hid your last paycheck

Step 2: Count Your Bling

Now that you have all your bling, it's time to count it. We suggest using a calculator, but let's be real, you're probably using a combination of a calculator and a Magic 8-Ball.

• The Magic 8-Ball for more accurate results
• A trusty abacus for added authenticity
• The back of a napkin for those "quick estimations"

Step 3: Bling Bling Budgeting 101

Now that you have your bling, it's time to create a budget. We suggest using our patented Bling Bling Budgeting Formula:

Bling Bling Budget = (Total Bling - 10) / (Number of Siblings + 1)

We're not entirely sure what this formula does, but it sounds scientific, so just go with it, okay?

For more information and advanced budgeting techniques, check out our subpage: Bling Bling Budgeting 101