Are you tired of your 401k looking dull and uninspired? Do you dream of making your retirement savings_goals look like a cat cafe? Well, dream no more! With Mr. Whiskers' patented Blinging technique, you'll be purr-fectly set for life!
Click here for the step-by-step guide to blinging your 401k with cats!
First, collect all the catnip and cat toys you can find. This will be the foundation of your blingy 401k.
Don't forget to include some cat calendars and cat calendars with holes punched out to make it look like a real investment strategy!
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