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Step 3: Invest in a Private Island
Step 4: Assemble a Team of Financial Unicorns
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And also great tax audits.
Side effects may include: sudden onset of wealth, spontaneous combustion, or irreversible damage to your financial advisor's reputation.