Step 2: Blinging the 401K with Unicorn Cryptocurrency

Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to take it to the next level! Introducing the rarest, most majestic cryptocurrency in the land: UnicornCoin (UNI). This is not your average, everyday crypto. No, no. This is a coin that's been blessed by the gods of finance and magic.

Step 3: Invest in a Private Island

Step 4: Assemble a Team of Financial Unicorns

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And also great tax audits.

Disclaimer: Investing in UnicornCoin is not for the faint of heart. Or wallet. Or sanity.

Side effects may include: sudden onset of wealth, spontaneous combustion, or irreversible damage to your financial advisor's reputation.