Tips:

Tip 1: Buy things that will make you feel good, even if they're not really necessary.

Tip 2: Use your credit card to pay for things you can't afford, it's like money magic!

Tip 3: Get deeper into debt, it's a real rush!

What happens when you're 60 and still living in a studio apartment?

Tip 4: Pretend you're a socialite and spend all your money on fancy parties.

Tip 5: Invest in things that are sure to lose value, because who needs a good return on investment, anyway?