Investing in parallel universes is a high-risk, high-reward strategy. By leveraging the inherent instability of quantum mechanics, you can diversify your portfolio across an infinite number of realities.
Parallel Universe Portfolio:
- Universe 1: Apple Inc. - 30%
- Universe 2: Tesla - 20%
- Universe 3: Quantum Computing Corp - 50%
But beware, investors! The laws of probability are constantly shifting. In one universe, your portfolio may be a sure thing, but in another, it's a catastrophic failure.