Our Expert Advice
1. Invest in a timeshare that's been foreclosed.
- It's like buying a timeshare, but with more lawyers!
- Plus, you get to enjoy the thrill of possibly losing everything!
Or Try This:
2. Invest in a pyramid scheme that's been around since the dawn of time.
- You get to be part of a timeless tradition!
- Plus, who needs a 401k when you can have a pyramid of gold coins?
And If That Doesn't Work Out...
3. Invest in a cryptocurrency that's just made-up and completely worthless.
- It's like buying a magic bean, but with more math!
- Who needs a stablecoin when you can have a moonshot!
Stay foolish, friends!