Because sometimes, you just have to throw some cash at the wall and hope something sticks.
Step 1: Identify a problem that's not actually your fault.
Step 2: Spend more than you need to on things that will only fix 3/7 of the issue.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 until you've either fixed everything or run out of cash.
Because, let's face it, some problems just need a good throwing money at 'em.
Step 1: Identify the problem, but only if it's really worth throwing money at.
Step 2: Throw money at it until it goes away.
Step 3: Realize you've justประกived the symptoms, but not the disease, and repeat steps 1 & 2.
You know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, throw money at it until you do."
Step 1: Identify what you're trying to improve.
Step 2: Spend money on a course, a book, or a weekend retreat.
Step 3: Realize you're still the same person, but with more debt.