Overdraft Rescue Loans - Where the Only Risk is the Interest

We'll lend you money, but don't say we didn't warn you...

Welcome to Overdraft Rescue Loans, where we'll give you the cash you need to live life on the edge! Our loans are so flexible, you can use them to buy anything from a timeshare to a unicorn farm. Just don't ask us how it all adds up... or does it?

Our Interest Rates:

• 0% APR for the first 30 days (but only if you promise to buy a timeshare with us)
• 10.5% APR for the rest of your life (or until we get bored)

We're not responsible for your financial well-being. In fact, we're counting on you not to make it through the month without us.