THE HOLY GRAIL
Legend has it that the Holy Grail is a cup of great power and significance, said to have the ability to grant eternal refreshment and a good Wi-Fi signal. But, let's be real, it's probably just an old chalice with some fancy schmancy etchings.
Our team of highly trained (read: moderately competent) researchers have been searching for the Grail for decades, and we've made some progress. We're not giving up yet, no sir.
Our Current Quest:
We're currently in the land of Gallifrey, where the skies are always a lovely shade of chartreuse and the locals are all about that fancy-pants wizardry.
We've been following the trail of breadcrumbs and treacherous maps for weeks, but we're starting to think we're on the wrong path.