Finding Your Own Paws: A Guide

Welcome, cat enthusiast! Are you tired of people always asking you to get your paws off their keyboard?

Step 1: Locate Your Own Paws

Look down at your hands. Yes, those are paws. Now, stare at them for a while.

Step 2: Understand That Owning Your Paws is Key

You can't teach someone to love your paws if you don't love them yourself. Practice paws-itive self-affirmations in front of a mirror.

Step 3: Teach Others to Love Your Paws

Share pictures of your paws on social media, but only if they're well-lit. Don't post pictures of your paws in dim lighting, it's a turn-off.