Advanced Puppet Math: Because You Clearly Needed More Calculations

The Calculus of Puppet Strings

Using the ancient art of Calculus of Puppet Strings, you can calculate the precise trajectory of a single puppet's arm swing to hit a target 300 feet away, taking into account the variable resistance of the strings and the unpredictable nature of the puppeteer's caffeine intake.

Learn more about the Derivation of Puppet Derivation and Advanced Applications of Calculus of Puppet Strings

Mathematical Formulas for Puppeteering