Step 1: Practice Your Squeaks

Start by finding a mirror. Yes, a real one, not a reflection in a puddle. You need to see yourself from all angles, like a puppeteer evaluating their marionette. Practice your best "squeak" in front of it. You know, like that one high-pitched whine you've been trying to get out for years?

Now, try some exercises. Like, have you ever tried saying "I'm a happy little puppet" with a big, exaggerated grin? No? Just do that.

And don't be afraid to try some vocal warm-ups, like lip trills or those fancy tongue twisters. Your neighbors might think you're a weirdo, but trust me, it's for a good cause. More exercises for the voiceless here

Tips for the Voiceless: A Quick Recap

That's it for now, folks. Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, it makes you less terrible. Advanced puppet techniques for the serious voiceless