Warning: Fine-Printed Penalties

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_goals are subject to interpretation. If you're looking for loopholes, we've got 'em.

For example, if you're trying to avoid paying your parking tickets, you might be interested in:

• Technicality Technicality - Because who needs to pay for parking when you can just dispute the meter?
• Creative Explanations - We'll just make up some fancy reasons why you shouldn't have to pay.
• Just Kidding, No Really We Won't Report You - Because we're nice like that.