As a seasoned First Mate on the high seas, I've seen my fair share of flossing mishaps. But fear not, me hearties! Here be some flossing tips to keep yer teeth ship-shape and anchor-bright:
1. Anchor Down: Floss before bed to avoid any last-minute flossing emergencies.
2. Parrot on my Shoulder: Keep a flossing kit nearby to avoid any squawking situations.
3. Tidal Wave Flossing: Floss with the rhythm of the ocean tides.
4. Sea Saw Flossing: Don't get caught in the crossfire of flossing with a saw.
5. Sea Legs Flossing: Floss with the speed and agility of a sailor on shore leave.