Protocol 3: The Art of Not Curing Your Own Diseases

Today we're going to talk about the art of not curing your own diseases. It's a delicate balance between not bothering you and not bothering others. A balance that is easily disrupted by the introduction of modern medicine.

Let's start with the basics. What's the first step in not curing your own disease?

  1. Deny any symptoms.
  2. Blame it on your neighbor.
  3. Wait for a week and it'll go away.

And that's it for today's lecture. Next week, we'll talk about how to not cure your own mental health issues. Stay tuned!

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