Five-Buck Fundraiser: Because Who Needs Actual Charities?

Welcome to the Five-Buck Fundraiser, where every little bit counts! Literally, every little bit. Like, we'll take five bucks, and we'll do... stuff with it. Maybe.

Our mission is to raise awareness about the importance of having more cash. And also to raise some more cash. For us.

You can donate five bucks to support our cause, and in return, you'll receive:

• a warm feeling in your heart
• a slight increase in your social media likes
• a 50% chance of getting a slightly-less-bad parking spot at the local coffee shop
• a certificate of participation, which you can proudly display on your wall or use as a coaster

Don't wait any longer! Donate now and get ready for the extra stuff! Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, Donate for no reason at all!

Thanks for your support, and remember: five bucks is the new ten bucks.

P.S. If you donate, we'll also throw in a free hug, which is worth, like, five bucks or more. Maybe.