Fixing the Toaster: Burnt Bread Solutions

We're glad you're here! You've managed to burn your bread while attempting to toast it. Don't worry, it's happened to the best of us.

• Buy a new toaster (we won't judge you)
• Use advanced toaster repair techniques (like duct tape)
• Consult with a toaster therapist (it's a real thing, we swear)

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can try:

• Throw the toaster in the oven (just kidding, please don't do that)

Disclaimer

We're not really here to help you fix your toaster. We're here to entertain you with absurd toaster solutions.