Because regular encryption methods are too boring, we've developed a new way to encode your data using the ancient art of Fjordian Cryptography. It's like regular encryption, but with more Viking flair!
Our method involves writing your data on a piece of parchment, then hiding it in a hollowed-out Viking helmet. When you need to access the data, just knock on the helmet three times and shout "Hear me, oh great Fjordian Oracle!"
