A: Fjord Fence Assembly is a highly specialized and moderately priced service that helps you build the most aesthetically pleasing and sturdy fences in the land of Norway. Our team of expert fence-assemblers will guide you through every step of the process, from planning to installation.
A: Ah, you've noticed that, have you? Yes, we're big fans of black. It's sleek, it's modern, it's the new black (heh, heh). Our team has a collective agreement that black is the only color that can truly complement the majesty of the fjords. Plus, it's easier to keep our tools clean.
A: Sorry, friend. We're not that kind of fence. If you want a fence that's a bit more... festive, you might want to consider our sister company, Fjord Fence-o-Rama. They specialize in fences with built-in flamingos, rainbows, and disco balls. But let's be real, those are just not our thing.
A: Oh, you want to know about certifications? Well, let us tell you. We have certifications in Fjord-Fence-Assembly-ology, Fjord-Fence-Safety-ology, and Fjord-Fence-Maintenance-ology. We also have an honorary degree in Extreme Fjord-Fence-Swag from the Fjord University of Fence-titude. Don't worry, it's not a real degree. Or is it?
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| Our Services | Learn about our expert fence-assembling services, including fence installation, fence repair, and fence painting. |
| Our Story | Discover the rich history of Fjord Fence Assembly, from our humble beginnings to our current status as the premier fence-assemblers of Norway. |