The Ultimate Guide to Installing Fjord Fences for the Utterly Confused

Step 1: Gather Your Utterly Useless Tools

  1. Welding helmet (not for actual welding, just for looks)
  2. Hammer and nails (not that you'll need them, but they're fun to tap)
  3. Fence posts (preferably ones that have been blessed by a Norwegian troll)
  4. Twine (for tying up the really long words)