Welcome to the Fjord Resistance

Join us in our quest for freedom from the tyranny of Scandinavian design.

Our membership benefits include:

• Unlimited access to our secret fjord-based Discord server
• Exclusive discounts on all our overpriced artisanal Norwegian sweaters
• Invitations to our annual Fjord-a-Palooza festival

Don't wait any longer, join us today!

Apply for membership or read more about why you shouldn't join.