Fjord-Snatching Club

Welcome, Fjord-Snatchers, to our exclusive club where we discuss the art of swiping those pesky Norwegian fish sticks from unsuspecting tourists in the fjords of Norway.

Our club has a long history of successfully pilfering the freshest, most succulent Fjords in the land. Join us for:

Our Fjord-Snatching Techniques

Learn the art of distraction, misdirection, and the perfect angle of attack for snatching those Fjords right from under the noses of their owners.

Member Benefits

As a member of our club, you'll enjoy:

• Exclusive access to our Fjord-Snatching database, where you can find the most sought-after Fjords in Norway
• Discounts on all Fjord-related gear and accessories
• Free membership to our annual Fjord-Snatching convention in Bergen

Still interested in joining? Click the link below to sign up for our membership form: