Tip 1: Wear a Disguise

Blend in with the locals by wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and a pair of novelty mustache. This will ensure you're not taken as a tourist, but rather a stylish and fashionable local.

Also, be sure to practice your best "I'm just here for the fjords" expression in the mirror.

ประก Practice your Fjord Disguise

Tip 2: Use a Fjord-Specific Phrases

Learn to speak the local dialect by studying phrases like "Kaffe, kaffe, kaffe!" (That's "Coffee, coffee, coffee!" for you non-Fjordians.)

This will help you blend in and avoid raising any suspicion.

Learn Fjord Phrases

Tip 3: Be Prepared for the Unexpected

Fjords are known for their sudden and unpredictable mood swings. Be prepared for the locals to suddenly become hostile or friendly, and always carry a spare set of earplugs for the loud outbursts.

Also, keep a stash of snacks on hand to bribe your way out of any situation.

Stock up on Fjord Snacks