THE MINION-MIND-MELDING PROCESS

Warning: This process may cause excessive thinking, spontaneous creativity, and/or spontaneous combustion.

The Fjordian Algorithm is a highly advanced and totally-not-at-all-evil mind-melding process that utilizes 17 distinct steps to merge the minds of two or more individuals into a single, super-intelligent being.

1. Initiate the Fjordian Process
2. Conduct an exhaustive search for any existing mind-melds
3. Perform a thorough background check on each participant
4. Prepare the participants for the mind-meld by feeding them a strict diet of only the finest imported Icelandic fish
5. Administer the Fjordian Serum
6. Wait for 4-6 weeks for the serum to take effect
7. Engage the Fjordian Process
8. Monitor the participants' thoughts and feelings for any signs of fusion
9. Re-administer the Fjordian Serum as needed
10. Repeat steps 6-8 until the desired level of mind-melding is achieved

Side effects may include:

• Excessive use of dad jokes
• Uncontrollable urges to create
• Inability to resist the allure of a good pun

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