Flagellating Holidays - A Season of Whipping Your Senses into a Frenzy!
Flagellating Holidays is an annual, utterly absurd celebration of self-inflicted pain and masochistic revelry. It's like Christmas, but with more self-flagellation.
Holiday Traditions:
Flagellating the family cat on a stick for 10 whole minutes without pause
Eating only wasabi-covered chocolates for a week straight
Forcing yourself to watch an entire season of your least favorite TV show in one sitting