Flaggates: A Portal to Nowheresville

Flaggates is a mysterious phenomenon where a flagpole somehow becomes sentient and starts waving at you.

It's not just a flagpole, it's an artistic expression of the universe's sense of humor.

But be warned: once you enter Flaggates, there's no turning back. You'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of Portal Gates.

Flaggates: it's not just a flag, it's a gateway to the Ninja World.

So, if you're feeling adventurous, click Flaggates: The Burrito and see what kind of chaos ensues.

(Disclaimer: Flaggates not responsible for any lost sanity, destroyed relationships, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.)